You’re teabagging wrong. Here’s how to do it properly

Jaxon Published February 24, 2022

BMing has come a long way from its humble origins. In some games, there are more ways than ever to trigger an opponent after you kill them.

Even after all this time, there’s one universal language when it comes to BM in any game: teabagging.

Teabagging is nearly as old as online gaming, itself. It’s a short and succinct way to tell someone: hey, get shit on nerd. Suck my balls.

How to teabag

Teabagging seems straightforward on it’s surface. Simply, crouch up and down on a dead body.

The more you learn about the process, however, the more you realize how intricate and specialized a good teabag can be.

Creator, Solgob, made an informative video on the dos and don’ts of teabagging. As he properly identifies, teabaggers have gotten sloppy and lazy over the years.

If you’re someone who prides themselves on pissing off the enemy team, then you need to watch this video.

To expand on the points Solgob made in his video, teabagging is about one thing: pissing off the person you just killed.

This should be your only goal when making a dead body sniff your grundle. You shouldn’t be worried about getting killed by someone else.

If you can bag a dead player for the entirety of their death screen without getting killed by their teammate, you’ve reached the pinnacle of teabagging.

Hopefully, this video clears it up for you. Today’s gaming generation needs to see things like this.

It’s not as simple as you think. Respect the history and the culture. Thank you.

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